When my husband answered my question, "What protein should I give Megan this morning; she has a swim meet today?" He said, "Give her a grenade."
I think it was the pillow earmuffs that I use in the morning to quiet the getting-ready-for-work noise my husband makes. Or maybe it was the make-a-cave-with-two-pillows technique I use sometimes (Yes, I can breathe. That's what the cave opening is for. My husband thinks I need a snorkel). Not being a morning person, that extra half-hour of shut-eye is priceless.
After I emerged from my cozy, earmuff pillow cave, I did realize that I heard incorrectly and gathered that he had actually said, "Make her an egg."
My kids have been commenting about how poor my hearing is too, but they tend to converse with me while being several rooms away and mutter their words or while they have a mouthful of food or while my mind is on something else. So, I think it's understandable that I'm not hearing them correctly.
It does, however, remind me of the time that I thought George Michaels words in one of his songs were, "Would you like me to introduce you?" When what is actually said is, "Would you like me to seduce you?" One can chalk that up as a common mistake. Lots of people mess up words to songs.
My son just thinks I'm old. Especially when I mention people like George Michaels, "Who?"
I can hear the kids just fine when they're fighting or drinking out of the milk carton or rifling through the pantry too close to dinnertime even when my mind is on something else. I can even tell you who it is that's doing those things just by the way it sounds.
My hearing is positively bionic when it comes to some things.
Really, my hearing is fine and always has been...except for that George Michaels song.
I'm just trying my hardest to be good at everything I do every day as a wife, mom, and artist.
It's more likely that my hearing has gotten selective after raising kids for all these years.
Now, if they accused me of being forgetful or absent-minded. They would be correct.
I can find my car in a parking lot and am really good at directions and know which way is North,
South, West, or East, but sometimes forget why I enter a room.
(Where can I get one of these?)
That GPS thing for busy moms would come in handy. So would a cloning device.
My excuse for any memory loss, besides needing to eat more blueberries, is that I have way too much on my mind.
After all, besides the wife and mother job, I'm trying to make an art business successful.
The latest doozie of memory loss was during my studio tour. There were so many people at one point that I lost track of who I had already introduced myself to and re-introduced myself to the same lady three times. The third time around she was laughing and said, "Well, hello, again. Nice to meet you too."
My response was, "Well, I'm triple blessed to meet you...again."
I'm not very good with names, but I am usually really good with faces (except for that lady I met three times.); however, if you come into my studio wearing transitional lenses, I probably won't recognize you when they turn from shades to glasses (Don't turn your back. Those things work really fast). And if I introduce myself twice or three times to you, that could be why.
I guess this is as good of time as any to formally apologize, "To the lovely lady with the transitional lenses, I sincerely apologize for thinking you were two different people. I swear I'm not insane just a little distracted sometimes." ...
Speaking of ... I know there's something I'm suppose to be doing right now...
...Oh, shoot! I forgot. I'm suppose to pick up my daughter early today...
...time to switch back to my "raising kids" head.
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